“Making your way in this world today takes everything you’ve got..
Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot…”
Who knew when the theme song to “Cheers”, written way back in the ’80’s, (If this date precedes your introduction to pop culture, Google it like you do everything else!) that these words would ring more true than ever TODAY?
But wait! Before you buy into any notion of doom and gloom, remember that you always have a sure-fire antidote for the blues. And it’s right in your community’s proverbial back yard!
Take a wild guess what I am going to “prescribe”! That’s right, come one, come all …to the Club. BAM! Our staff of rock stars are always glad to welcome you with open arms and roll out a have a plethora of activities for members of all generations.
On September 8 amidst competing soundtracks blaring “Macho Man” verses “I Am Woman Hear Me Roar”, we will once again gather for the annual “Battle of the Sexes”. That’s the evening when our “machismo veritable gifts to humanity” will square off in a nine hole net match against the morally-earnest women who actually count all their strokes and don’t give putts the length of Lake Hodges. Afterward, the victors will dine on fine crystal, cutlery and a meal fit for royalty, while the losers (in recent years also know as the honest gender) dine on paper plates and yummy yet less opulent fare. And yes, in case you haven’t already guessed, the men have prevailed for years …only by the skin of their chinny, chin chins. I encourage ANYONE to sign up and play regardless of whether you have a spouse, like your spouse, or whether your spouse even plays golf. (If you like them they can join us after for some shenanigans, music and fun for sure!)
The next Friday, September 15 shall be a night of “Extreme Fun” with Family Night on the Range! Under the sweet September sky there will be special activities for kids of all ages, plus a kids buffet AND an adults buffet …although from what I hear many adults have been caught grazing at the kid’s buffet!
On September 25, Chef Joey will entertain and educate us with a Cooking Class – which always is a sell-out so get your reservation in sooner-than-soon!
And to wind up the month last month of summer, there will be a complimentary wine tasting on Friday September 29 out on the patio near the main bar. Honestly – is that venue not one of the most delightful places to welcome the weekend? (Or any evening for that matter!)
For more specific details look for the announcements throughout this DIVOT and posters prominently posted in the lobby.
So as the song goes,
“Sometimes you want to go,
Where everybody knows your name.
And they’re always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
Our troubles are all the same.
You wanna be where everybody knows
Cheers to one and all!